Earlier this week Slim Thug recieved the Maurey-eque news that he IS NOT THE FATHER and in true Maury fashion did his happy dance to Fuck Dat B!tch.
Apparently, after being sued by a chick for back child support and having his bank accounts frozen, Slim received the news from his lawyer that a child he supposedly conceived with a woman 11 years ago is not his.
GOD IS IS SOOO GOOD MY BANK ACCOUNT BEEN FROZE FOR A YEAR CAUSE A GIRL I F–KED 11 YEARS AGO POPPED UP SAYING SHE HAD MY CHILD. I WAS LIKE B–CH WHAT TOOK U SO LONG TO TELL ME. THE PPL SAY THEY SERVED ME AT CLUB DRAKE AND SINCE I WAS NEVER SERVED THEY WENT TO COURT. AND MADE IT LIKE I AINT SHOW UP SO THEY SAID I OWE A BUNCH OF BACK PAY AND FROZE MY ACCOUNT. LAST YEAR I STILL CANT GET IN MY S–T. I TOLD HER GIVE ME A DNA TEST AND ILL PAY THE BACK PAY SHE WOULDNT DO IT I FINALLY WENT TO COURT LAST MONTH THEY MADE HER DO THE DNA. AND MY LAWYER JUST CALLED AND SAID IM NOT THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!
TURN THE F–K UPPPPPP THAT H- WAS CRAZY IM GLAD HER PUNK A– KID AINT MINE. B–CH SENT ME PICS OF THE KID POINTING THE F–K U SIGN AT ME SO F–K HER AND HER PUNK A– CHILD. ITS JUST ME AND MY 3 BOYZ F-CK THE WORLD. I AM NOT THE FATHER B———-CCHHHH. I AM FIXED I WILL NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH U ROACHING A– HOES AGAIN IN LIFE JUST ME AND MY BOYZ. FOR A WHOLE YEAR I COULDNT EVEN CHECK IN A HOTEL IN MY NAME CAUSE OF THAT B–CH FDB FDB FDB FDB B–CH STEADY TALKING BOUT F–K ME FDB.
DO U KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I JUST SAVED DO U KNOW I JUST OVERCAME A LIFE TIME OF PROBLEMS. ALLSTAR WEEKEND B–CH SAID U GOING TO JAIL I SAID FOR WHAT H-E IF HE MINE ILL PAY THAT GIVE ME A DNA TEST WHY U WANT ME LOCKED UP. AND IMA TAKE THIS TIME TO ADDRESS THE CHILD SUPPORT COURT SYSTEM YALL ARE F—CKKED UP FROZE MY S–T FOR A YEAR WIT NO DNA TEST. COURTHOUSE GIVE ME MY MUTHAF–KING MONEY BACK YALL LISTEN TO WHAT ANY B–CH SAY AND YALL AINT FAIR F–K YALL TOO I TAKE CARE OF MINE.
God always bless a real n—a with a good heart I dnt do nobody dirty and it shows thru my blessings. U haters need Jesus in ya life. she thought she was gone get that check 11 years back pay what’s crazy the judge granted it to her I just didn’t pay. FDB ON REPEAT ALL DAY. When we was in court last month and the judge said DNA test she was sick. God is great.