From The DAMN!!! Files: Slim Thug Is NOT The Father

Earlier this week Slim Thug recieved the Maurey-eque news that he IS NOT THE FATHER and in true Maury fashion did his happy dance to Fuck Dat B!tch.

Apparently, after being sued by a chick for back child support and having his bank accounts  frozen, Slim received the news from his lawyer that a child he supposedly conceived with a woman 11  years ago is not his.

He wrote:

GOD IS IS SOOO GOOD MY BANK ACCOUNT  BEEN FROZE FOR A YEAR CAUSE A GIRL I F–KED 11 YEARS AGO POPPED UP SAYING SHE  HAD  MY CHILD. I WAS LIKE B–CH WHAT TOOK U SO LONG TO TELL ME. THE PPL SAY THEY  SERVED ME AT CLUB DRAKE AND SINCE I WAS NEVER SERVED THEY WENT TO COURT. AND  MADE IT LIKE I AINT SHOW UP SO THEY SAID  I OWE A BUNCH OF BACK PAY AND FROZE MY  ACCOUNT. LAST YEAR I STILL CANT GET IN MY  S–T. I TOLD HER GIVE ME A DNA TEST AND ILL PAY THE BACK PAY SHE WOULDNT DO IT I  FINALLY WENT TO COURT LAST MONTH THEY MADE HER DO THE DNA. AND MY LAWYER JUST  CALLED AND SAID IM NOT THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!

TURN THE F–K UPPPPPP THAT H- WAS CRAZY IM GLAD HER PUNK A– KID AINT MINE.  B–CH SENT ME PICS OF THE KID POINTING THE F–K U SIGN AT ME SO F–K HER AND HER  PUNK A– CHILD. ITS JUST ME AND MY 3 BOYZ F-CK THE WORLD. I AM NOT THE FATHER  B———-CCHHHH. I AM FIXED I WILL NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH U ROACHING A– HOES AGAIN  IN LIFE JUST ME AND MY BOYZ. FOR A WHOLE YEAR I COULDNT EVEN CHECK IN A HOTEL IN MY NAME CAUSE OF THAT B–CH FDB FDB FDB  FDB B–CH STEADY TALKING BOUT F–K ME FDB.

DO U KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I JUST SAVED DO U KNOW I JUST OVERCAME A LIFE TIME  OF PROBLEMS. ALLSTAR WEEKEND B–CH SAID U GOING TO JAIL I SAID FOR WHAT H-E IF  HE  MINE ILL PAY THAT GIVE ME A DNA TEST WHY U WANT ME LOCKED UP. AND IMA TAKE  THIS  TIME TO ADDRESS THE CHILD SUPPORT COURT SYSTEM YALL ARE F—CKKED UP FROZE  MY S–T  FOR A YEAR WIT NO DNA TEST. COURTHOUSE GIVE ME MY MUTHAF–KING MONEY BACK  YALL  LISTEN TO WHAT ANY B–CH SAY AND YALL AINT FAIR F–K YALL TOO I TAKE CARE OF  MINE.

God always bless a real n—a with a good heart I dnt do nobody dirty and it shows thru my blessings. U haters need  Jesus in ya life. she thought she was gone get that check 11 years back pay  what’s crazy the judge granted it to her I just didn’t pay. FDB ON REPEAT ALL DAY. When we was  in court last month and the judge said DNA test she was sick. God is  great.

 

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